Here's to it, and from it, and to it again.  If you ever get 2it to do it and don't, you'll never get 2it again!
Let each man step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. - Thoreau
Four out of three people are bad at statistics.
Vote for Pedro.
Luck happens when preparation meets opportunity.
PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
Why are things always in the last place you look?
Good friends don't let you do stupid things - alone.
Success is 10% inspiration, and 90% perspiration.
Risk nothing, achieve nothing.
Dude, where's my car.
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The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
Life is suffering.
In Detroit it's illegal to tie a crocodile to a hydrant.
Removing a female bristleworm's brain will turn it into a male.
The smell after a summer rain is called - petrichor.
In Albania, they have 27 words for - mustache.
Napoleon was afraid of cats.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.  I'm just saying.
In Toledo, OH, it's illegal to throw snakes at people.
In Maryland, you're not allowed to go to the movies with a lion.
In Kansas, one is considered sober, as long as he can stand upright.
Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.
Elvis has left the building.
Indecision may, or may not, be my biggest problem.
I used to be a lifeguard... Until some purple kid got me fired.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the children in touch...
The following statement is true.  The prior statement is false.
I was busier than a beaver in a lake of espresso.
There are three kinds of people in this world.  Those that understand numbers, and those that don't.
Half the people in this world are below average.
Sport does not build character.  It reveals it.
Six out of five people have trouble with fractions.
Clones are people two.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.  Intelligence is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Red meat is not bad for you.  Fluffy green meat is bad for you.
A woman without a man is like an octopus without a bicycle.
A gentleman will always remember a lady's birthday but never her age.
Santa is jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live..